If at least 5 of these happen 2 you then Know you are Cursed.
- After working for 30 days you got
fired without salary.
- If you download anything from the internet and it fails in 99%.
- If you take cheat into the exam hall and can’t understand your own handwriting.
- If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today and the price drop to 16k the next day.
- You went to the restaurant on your first date. and after eating fish, the bone got stock in ur throat!
- If you scope a girl, take her to the room and junior does not stand.
- If u break with your boyfriend and he win 200M the next day.
- If you bathe trice a day, use heavy perfumes and your body odour still makes people hmm songs.
- If you work in a company for 10yrs without promotion or rise in salary.
- If you lie to Armed robber that you don’t have a phone and it rings.
- If your car spend more time at the mechanic than on the road.
- If you don’t pass both mathematics and english in your final exam.
- If you get to the exam hall and you can’t remember your first name.
- If you are signed as the defender for a European club and your first task is to mark Lionel Messi.
- If your only child joins the Nigeria police force.
- If you lie to a Armed robber that you don’t have money and your phone start ringing ‘chop my money, I don’t care’.
- If you mistake super glue for eye drop.
- After photoshopping your picture you still look ugly.
- If a rat eats only your name out of your important document.
- if u hv a course carry ova 3 times
lol, funny right?? Well this is just a fun writeup to spice up your day, don’t take it too serious! Do have a nice day
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