Football is one thing the majority of males enjoy playing and/or watching. Nigeria is blessed with talented footballers and down into the entertainment industry, our superstar entertainers are football fans of international and local teams.
OK so few hours ago I got a tag on Facebook and the content is very interesting; it is a proposed football squad for Port Harcourt based Entertainers, ranging from musicians to comedians, old and new, big and small. Quite interesting if you ask me. Check it out below:
Formation is 4-4-2
Gk: Duncan Mighty
Self acclaimed Port Harcourt first son and Eze Pitakwa, Duncan Mighty holds it down for the team in the goal with possible shirt number – 1. From past experience I suspect he’s gonna get a red card because he never leaves the goal post, he BLOCKS too much 😂.
LB: Prince Hezekiah
Funny king, Comedian Prince Hezekiah defends the goal from the left. Looking at his head tells me that he’s gonna get red card because I suspect he’s gonna Zidane somebody (nod somebody) lol 😂.
LCB: Zubby D
Zubby D looks physically strong, dunno if he’s left footed tho, but I’m sure he’ll definitely hold down the opposition.
RCB: Bukwild Da Ikwerrian
Bukwild has been making mouth since calling himself Bucky Hazard, saying that he’s a top striker. Now see where he is? RCB, In Fact a fan on Facebook said as a fisherman who catches well so he’s supposed to be a GK, in case Duncan Mighty receives his red card. 😂😂😂
RB: Arinze Baba
They just carry 2 Comedians keep for RB and LB. That’s a sign that the defense line is weak, because they’re surely gonna crack up the other defenders. Wrong move.
LM: KayDee Numbere
KayDee is the best start up choice for this position, problem is that he might be too soft for his opponents, you know gospel artistes can be soft like bread sometimes. lol
LCM: Vitamin Cee
Vitamin Cee is match fit and ok for this wing, i’ll advise the match be fixed when he’s not in the office else he’ll skip match for Rhythm 93.7PH lol
Youngstunna a midfielder? coach please you need to reshuffle this team, Youngstunna just made a comeback in the music scene and his video for “THE PRAYER” hasn’t gotten up to 1K views, i think he’s gonna miss this match.
RM: KO Baba
Match hasn’t started yet but i’ll suggest we substitute KO Baba because this wind requires speed and height, he might have speed but i’m not sure for the height. Coach do something
D’smart is not too clinical in front of goal, i wonder who even enlisted him in the starting line-up, D’smart is supposed to be linesman or ball boy. lol
RS: Forbs Zhilah
If Forbs mistakenly scores a goal he’ll take his shirt off for the ladies and he stands a chance of receiving yellow and red cards, putting the team short of 1 player. Coach caution him please.
Sky B, Lyrical, Obidiz, Maharaj,2slik, Babafunky: They don’t know how to play football that’s why the coach decided to bench them, especially 2slik. hahahaha
Coach: Dan D’Humorous, Asst. Afy Douglas – Having Dan as coach is big problem o, team talk is gonna be pure comedy.
Bottomline: E-talian, we need to review this team again o.